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A.K.A. "S" Ken

No. of PPPs: 8

Lowest Round/Total: 93/284
Highest Round/Total: 113/327
Rounds under 90: 0
Rounds over 100: 15
Best Finish:
1st (’11)
Worst Finish: 12th ('08)
Century Club: 2 ('05, '08)
Most Shots Tequila 9: ?

Favorite PPP Memory:
Is there any question really? It would have to be defying the odds and taking home the PPP trophy in 2011.

Worst PPP Memory:
This is a tough one, but I'd have to say passing out by 5:30 on Friday in 07. I missed out on an entire evening of PPP mayhem although I suppose that performance will live on in PPP lore forever. And for the record, I never told that girl to pat by bottom. Who uses "bottom" anyway?

Comments:
As I enter my 9th PPP tournament in 2012, I enter it as I never have before... AS A CHAMPION. Ready to defend. Ready to drink.

 

YEAR R1 R2 R3 TOTAL PLACE
2004 103 98 106 307 9th
2005 103 104 100 307* 8th
2006 95 105 105 305 T-8th
2007 113 98 106 317 11th
2008 105 111 111 327* 12th
2009 99 104 103 306 9th
2010 99 101 99 299 11th
2011 97 93 94 284 1st

*denotes Century Club



Closest to the Pin Winner: 2004, 2006, 2007
Century Club : 2005, 2008
Texas Hold 'Em Winner: 2006, 2008



The Committee has placed this generic message on my profile because I:

    a. Have been too busy to write something down
    b. Am too stupid to form simple sentences
    c. Do not have permission from my wife
    d. All of the above


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13th Annual PPP Invitational:

May 4 - 6, 2012

Garden Valley Golf Club
Tyler, Texas

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  The often imitated, never duplicated and always inebriated Putt Piss Puke Tequila 9.

Come see what it’s all about

 

The following is complete listing of committed players (losers) for the 2012 PPP Field:

Deron J
Daniel R
Ken L
Dennis M
Dave R
Ken A

 




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