A.K.A. Grandpa

No. of PPPs: 5

Lowest Round/Total: 93/291
Highest Round/Total: 119/339
Rounds under 90: 0
Rounds over 100: 11
Best Finish: T-4th (’04)
Worst Finish: 12th ('06)
Century Club: 3 ('03, '06, '08)
Most Shots Tequila 9: ?

Favorite PPP Memory:
Dude, he's old and memory isn't his strength.

Worst PPP Memory:
Ditto.

Comments:
I've enjoyed every year of this tournament. I haven't played up to my potential because I've liked to have fun. I hope to play more seriously during the rounds of golf this year but still enjoy what makes this the best tournament to play in. All the drunks putting and taking extra shots and the Happy Gilmore contest.

Century Club: 2003, 2006, 2008

The Committee has placed this generic message on my profile because I:

    a. Have been too busy to write something down
    b. Am too stupid to form simple sentences
    c. Do not have permission from my wife
    d. All of the above