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A.K.A. Shit in the pants

No. of PPPs: 7

Lowest Round/Total: 90/289
Highest Round/Total: 144/356
Rounds under 90: 0
Rounds over 100: 14
Best Finish:
4th (’10)
Worst Finish: 13th ('09)
Century Club: 2 ('05, '06, '09)
Most Shots Tequila 9: ?

Favorite PPP Memory:
Drinking and Driving (legally)!

Worst PPP Memory:
Drinking and Driving (illegally)!

Comments:
There can be only one. The rest of you fucks can wait.

 

YEAR R1 R2 R3 TOTAL PLACE
2004 104 95 103 304 8th
2005 110 102 104 316* 11th
2006 103 111 105 319* 11th
2007 96 108 98 302 7th
2008 99 105 112 316 11th
2009 99 113 144 356 13th
2010 98 101 90 289 4th

*denotes Century Club



Century Club : 2005, 2006, 2009
Texas Hold 'Em Winner: 2008



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13th Annual PPP Invitational:

May 4 - 6, 2012

Garden Valley Golf Club
Tyler, Texas

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  The often imitated, never duplicated and always inebriated Putt Piss Puke Tequila 9.

Come see what it’s all about

 

The following is complete listing of committed players (losers) for the 2012 PPP Field:

Deron J
Daniel R
Ken L
Dennis M
Dave R
Ken A

 




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