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A.K.A. Mike's Bitch, Hubcap, Mexken

No. of PPPs: 7

Lowest Round/Total: 80/256
Highest Round/Total: 108/298
Rounds under 90: 13
Rounds over 100: 1
Best Finish:
1st (’06, '07, '08, '09)
Worst Finish: T-4th ('03)
Century Club: 0
Most Shots Tequila 9: ?

Favorite PPP Memory:
The par 5 where I got PPP's only eagle.

Worst PPP Memory:
In '04 when I came in 2nd and Mike didn't place but he took all the liquor from long drive and closest to the pin and all I got is a bottle of fat bastard barbeque sauce and hat. Oh, don't forget three golf balls and tees.

Comments:
This year should be the best and the most fun we will all have. I didn't know we could bring our dads.

 

YEAR R1 R2 R3 TOTAL PLACE
2003 98 108 92 298 T-4th
2004 96 97 86 279 2nd
2005 92 93 89 274 2nd
2006 86 84 91 261 1st
2007 87 82 87 256 1st
2008 88 80 84 273 (21) 1st
2009 78 82 82 269 (29) 1st




Lowest Round Dogwood: 80 (2008)
Lowest 54 Holes Dogwood: 256 (2007)
Longest Drive Winner:
2003
Closest to the Pin Winner: 2006, 2007



The Committee has placed this generic message on my profile because I:

    a. Have been too busy to write something down
    b. Am too stupid to form simple sentences
    c. Do not have permission from my wife
    d. All of the above


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13th Annual PPP Invitational:

May 4 - 6, 2012

Garden Valley Golf Club
Tyler, Texas

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  The often imitated, never duplicated and always inebriated Putt Piss Puke Tequila 9.

Come see what it’s all about

 

The following is complete listing of committed players (losers) for the 2012 PPP Field:

Deron J
Daniel R
Ken L
Dave R
Ken A
Bill M
Eddie P
Eric S
Jeff H
Mike R
Pete S
Ronnie C
Willy W
Michael C


 




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