Lowest Round/Total: 87/286 Highest Round/Total: 114/324 Rounds under 90: 2 Rounds over 100: 16
Best Finish: T-2nd (’03) Worst Finish: 10th ('04, '05, '09) Century Club: 1 ('02) Most Shots Tequila 9: ?
Favorite PPP Memory:
"Forgetting" to flush the commode the first morning of the 3rd year after a night of Juanita's Mexican tamales, beer and poker. 4 people had to use that bathroom after it "simmered" for about 45 minutes inside the closed bathroom. We almost lost our first player that day.
Worst PPP Memory:
The 2nd year, 1st green when we were "enlightened" to the fact that they aerated the greens at Dogwood 2 days before we got there.
Comments:
Although I have yet to win a PPP, I am going to step up and GUARANTEE a win this year. That's right, a guaranteed win. Not so much for me, but I am sure that someone will win this year. MY plan is to get more shitfaced than Lindsay Lohan after a 2 week rehab. Since I pour up the shots, that may happen before the first tee...
A.K.A. 59 
