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A.K.A. Flip

No. of PPPs: 11

Lowest Round/Total: 84/263
Highest Round/Total: 102/290
Rounds under 90: 10
Rounds over 100: 3
Best Finish:
1st (’02, ‘03, ‘04, '05, '10)
Worst Finish: 5th ('08)
Century Club: 0
Most Shots Tequila 9: ?

Favorite PPP Memory:
Winning the first time; Putting Contest 2004 (6 shots)

Worst PPP Memory:
Dumping 3 shots in a row in the water during the final round of the first year.

Comments:
The burden of winning is tiresome.  What can I say, life has cursed me with being a winner.  I don't intend to lose this year, despite my lack of play.  Please come play a little poker, drink a few shots and try to take my trophy... bitches.

 

YEAR R1 R2 R3 TOTAL PLACE
2000 90 83 96 269 2nd
2001 97 102 86 285 3rd
2002 93 85 85 263 1st
2003 99 88 93 281 1st
2004 93 92 91 276 1st
2005 90 93 87 270 1st
2006 86 93 96 275 2nd
2007 97 100 92 289 4th
2008 93 97 93 290 (7) 5th
2009 101 88 90 282 (3) 3rd
2010 94 89 84 268 (1) 1st




Lowest Round Hummingbird: 83 (2000)
Longest Drive Winner: 2004
Happy Gilmore Long Drive Winner: 2004
Closest to the Pin Winner: 2005



My favorite that I played was in Hawaii, it was called Kamoniwantalaya.  Golf is barely my hobby.  Some people socially drink, I socially golf.  My low round is 81, but I cheated for that score.


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13th Annual PPP Invitational:

May 4 - 6, 2012

Garden Valley Golf Club
Tyler, Texas

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  The often imitated, never duplicated and always inebriated Putt Piss Puke Tequila 9.

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The following is complete listing of committed players (losers) for the 2012 PPP Field:

Deron J
Daniel R
Ken L
Dennis M
Dave R
Ken A

 




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