Lowest Round/Total: 84/263 Highest Round/Total: 102/290 Rounds under 90: 10 Rounds over 100: 3
Best Finish: 1st (’02, ‘03, ‘04, '05, '10) Worst Finish: 5th ('08) Century Club: 0 Most Shots Tequila 9: ?
Favorite PPP Memory:
Winning the first time; Putting Contest 2004 (6 shots)
Worst PPP Memory:
Dumping 3 shots in a row in the water during the final round of the first year.
Comments:
The burden of winning is tiresome. What can I say, life has cursed me with being a winner. I don't intend to lose this year, despite my lack of play. Please come play a little poker, drink a few shots and try to take my trophy... bitches.
Lowest Round Hummingbird: 83 (2000) Longest Drive Winner: 2004 Happy Gilmore Long Drive Winner: 2004 Closest to the Pin Winner: 2005
My favorite that I played was in Hawaii, it was called Kamoniwantalaya. Golf is barely my hobby. Some people socially drink, I socially golf. My low round is 81, but I cheated for that score.
A.K.A. Flip 
