A.K.A.

No. of PPPs: 4

Lowest Round/Total: 93/283
Highest Round/Total: 103/295
Rounds under 90: 0
Rounds over 100: 1
Best Finish: 3rd (’06, '08)
Worst Finish: 4th ('05, '09)
Century Club: 0
Most Shots Tequila 9: ?

Favorite PPP Memory:
Eric S taking a dump in the woods on #4 and walking out with the back of his shorts soaking wet with piss.

Worst PPP Memory:
The scene of Dave's shitter after the last round of the 2005 PPP.

Comments:
This will be the one to remember...the scene of all of you guys on Sunday wondering how in the hell a Mexican could win the celebrated white man's PPP on just his second attempt.  Don't worry fellas...I'll be gentle and keep the tournament close all 3 days.  Looking forward to 3 days of fun, drink, and friendship.

Longest Drive Winner: 2006, 2008
Texas Hold 'Em Winner: 2006

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