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A.K.A. Cowgirl Bill

No. of PPPs: 2

Lowest Round/Total: 88/273
Highest Round/Total: 98/285
Rounds under 90: 1
Rounds over 100: 0
Best Finish:
3rd ('10)
Worst Finish: 5th ('09)
Century Club: 0
Most Shots Tequila 9: ?

Favorite PPP Memory:
Time will tell.

Worst PPP Memory:
Time will tell.

Comments for ‘08:
If all the stories are true that I have heard about the PPP, then the question is why join now? Am I just a glutton for punishment? The truth is, 4 months ago I had my show reviewed in Portland, OR and the critic said that I was "excruciatingly homophobic". And the way I see it, the only way to get over this fear is to spend as much time as I can with your kind of people. Plus, "due to advances in modern sciences and my high level of income", I think if I passed out and one of you fellas did something, I could still get AIDS and gain weight and live forever like Magic Johnson did...don't ya'll have a Johnson with the same affliction in this tournament? I want to ride with him....notice I didn't say...ride him!

 


YEAR R1 R2 R3 TOTAL PLACE
2009 94 98 93 285 5th
2010 92 93 88 273 3rd




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13th Annual PPP Invitational:

May 4 - 6, 2012

Garden Valley Golf Club
Tyler, Texas

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The following is complete listing of committed players (losers) for the 2012 PPP Field:

Deron J
Daniel R
Ken L
Dennis M
Dave R
Ken A

 




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