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Tequilia 9
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This event is scheduled on Saturday night after 36 holes of golf, Tequila 9, the putting contest and dinner. We usually begin around 9 pm. Contestants are outfitted with glow balls, necklaces and bracelets. Once the course boundaries are established, each player draws for starting order. They must take at least two walking steps and hit the glow ball while moving,  just like Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore. There is no out of bounds but the distance is measured down the middle of the fairway. So if you hit a monster slice and it goes 250 yards right but only 115 yards long, you only get a 115 yard drive for your distance.

Each golfer gets three attempts to make contact. Your first contact is your shot. The three attempts are in case of a whiff (for the non golfers, that's a complete miss) If you whiff all three times, in the spirit of Happy Gilmore, you can pick up the glow ball and throw in down the fairway in a rage of anger. That will be your distance.

Official PPP Happy Gilmore Long Drive

Talk about a product tie in. Night Magic is the PERFECT sponsor for the Happy Gilmore, Glow Ball, Longest Drive Contest. Even though they're our 4 th sponsor, they are #1 with us. Why would you use anyone else for your night golf or glow needs? If they are willing to advertise here, you KNOW they have a product that will outshine the competition. (No PPPun intended.)

 

 


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13th Annual PPP Invitational:

May 4 - 6, 2012

Garden Valley Golf Club
Tyler, Texas

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  The often imitated, never duplicated and always inebriated Putt Piss Puke Tequila 9.

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The following is complete listing of committed players (losers) for the 2012 PPP Field:

Deron J
Daniel R
Ken L
Dennis M
Dave R
Ken A

 




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