You set the standard for which all Army Officers should be judged by. Your due diligence, you are a man of honor, a man of zeal, yet humble. But, shy you are not, you are one nasty motherfucker -- I will look for you in the woods, each and ever year. Congrats, as we bestow this, shameless honor upon you.
- Dennis M
When it came time to vote for our 10th anniversary hall of fame inductees, it was a no brainer on who to put in but instead, I voted for you. Try not to blow yourself up for the 10th anniversary because I know you will try to out do all your previous years.
- Dave R
You mother fucker, thanks for setting such a horrible example for our group each and every year. If it weren't for you, I may have never vomited at the PPP. I'm glad I only see your dumbass once a year.
- Daniel R
When it came down to voting for the first ever PPP Hall of Fame inductee it was a no brainer. From his incredible hurling prowess to his willingness to shit ON the golf course and wipe his ass with the ball washer towel, Eric S has displayed the PPP spirit like no other. He may be the only guy I have ever seen to projectile vomit and then take a double tequila shot while shitting on a tee box, all in the same breath. Eric is a PPP legend. Fuck Tiger Woods.
- Deron J.
Who else could it have been? Every year I think you have reached the pinnacle of stupid, drunkin, disgusting depravity and every year I am proven wrong. You have inspired me to reach for new heights with my own antics. I just don't plan on showing my ass so much in the process.
- Ken L
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