Dave R

Dave is a Private Investigator and the smartest member of the committee. Probably the best looking too.  Dave has been playing golf since high school but has never made it a priority. "I was disappointed the 2001 plate is not inscribed with my name but I'm confident the 2002 plate will be." Those were Dave's famous last words. He was leading after 2 rounds during the '02 PPP and called his wife that night to say he was bringing home the trophy the next day. Except the next day, he took an 8 on the opening hole,  he chili-dipped two shots in a row on 17 and took a 7, threw not one but TWO clubs up in a tree and lost. Second place does not matter in PPP. Only winning. FUCK! Dave is also the inventor of the Happy Gilmore-night time-glowball-longest drive contest, as well as the greatly enjoyed but dreaded Heckle hole.

Click here to see Metrosexual Dave the first time he put a little Captain in him.  It's happened many times since.

Deron J

Deron and Dave have been friends since high school. Deron suffers from SMS (small penis syndrome) but has learned to cope. He is a computer geek with a government based firm in Ft.Worth.   Deron was a driving force on the rules committee.  He likes boys. Deron is also known for his "Turf Jordan" basketball shoes he has worn to the first 3 PPP's. It's rumored he will retire them for the '03 season. If so, we will all suffer a great loss. (see turf Jordans in the photo below) He was also the 3 rd member to shoot all his rounds over 100. Nice. Deron is the inventor of the famous and feared Tequila 9.

See Deron's favorite photo of Mike
See Deron in prime form wearing his favorite attire

Daniel (Flip) R

Flip probably plays the least amount of golf on the committee yet is still competitive. He may have the unofficial record for the longest club throw at PPP. He shot a 9 on a Par 3 which cost him the title during the inaugural PPP. He is the Vice President for a mid-size copier company in Arlington.  He is the lesser brother of Dave. Flip won the '02 PPP and is the first winner to be the same size as the guy on the trophy. We were glad to add Flip to the PPP committee since he had so much free time now that he is no longer a jockey. Update: Flip has won this invitational in 2002,2003,2004,2005, but not because he is a good golfer, he's just a lucky little puke, that happens to peak at the right time. 

See Flip's favorite photo from the 2000 PPP

Dennis M

In 2003 the committee decided to make Dennis an honorary member. Dennis is the national training coordinator for a service evaluation company. He races sport bikes (rice rockets). We have blasted him with every Asian stereotype joke including but not limited to; slope, pallet head, gook, slant eye, Charlie, laundry boy, camera man, and rickshaw driver. He took it well even when we referred to him as Hop-sing, Jackie Chan, Kato, Kung fu, tea drinker and Lucy lu. His favorite music is Wok and Roll, he ruvs to eat mixed as opposed to pure bread pets and rikes watching Woo Ping movies. After all that, he kicked our honkey asses and won in 2001. In 2005 Dennis' status was changed from honorary to permanent committee member.

See the certificate we made for him

Ken A

Ken A is some kind of bean counting cross-dresser with some company. We don't care about that shit. What we DO care about is Ken's devotion to our tournament and his willingness to tear up a golf course. All doubts that Ken is a perfect choice as an honorary member dissolved right after he repeatedly blew noxious ass fumes into Carl's face during the 2006 Texas Hold 'Em tournament. I have never seen such a massive display of flying butt shrapnel. Bodacious Bar-B-Q apparently turns Ken's inerds into a gassy hellpit of monoxide mayhem. For this reason and possibly no other, we decree Ken A the 3rd honorary PPP Committee Member.

Ken L

Ken L is in the web hosting/design business and is the 6th commitee member (2nd honorary) inducted into this prestigious position. He also built and maintained our current website. Ken L was a natural selection as his hurling began upon his inaugural season at the putting contest next to the lakehouse. His prolific vomiting at the 2007 PPP following the introductory mixer on Friday night earned him the title, "The Purgin' General". So massive was his gagging that the masseuse came out to check on him and his only comment when she asked if she could help was..."Well, you could pat my bottom." Stories like this give us no choice but to include Ken L as a permanent PPP Honorary Committee member.

Past Committee Members

Mike M

Mike won the first PPP in 2000 when there were only 4 players. He promptly got his ass kicked the following year despite spending $1500 on a new set of Calloways.  PPP was named in part after his legendary gagging. He is bashed throughout this site but he gave us so much material during the first PPP we couldn't pass it up. If he wins again we might take some of it down...nnnaaaahhhhh. In 2006 Mike left the committee to pursue other interests. He will be missed but not forgotten.