This application is reviewed by the committee to determine qualification for PPP tournament. The committee reserves the right to disqualify or ignore you for ANY damn reason they want. These reasons could be anything from the fact that you are a bigger asshole than we are to the way you comb your hair. More than likely though, it is that you play better than we do. We don't need that shit. However, if you are dead set on playing we would entertain any possible ideas you may have on evening up the handicap (except handicapping you), just include it on your application. So, here goes...
